Unless you want a horrible surprise, never go bird watching with an open mouth.

Kent Allan Rees
Unless you want a horrible surprise, never go bird watching...
Unless you want a horrible surprise, never go bird watching...
Unless you want a horrible surprise, never go bird watching...
Unless you want a horrible surprise, never go bird watching...
About This Quote

Birds are delicious! If you leave your mouth open, you could be eaten alive.

Source: Molly Withers And The Golden Tree

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